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Raj: I'll tell you what, how about we go rock-paper-scissors? Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. No, anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper- scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock. Raj: What?. Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. Correct this quote. Quote from Leonard. Stephanie: So, how was your. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock is a game of chance that expands. It is first used to.
I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock. Look, scissors cuts paper. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. Noticed the eye patch, did you? You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable. Oh yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.
Mock me if you will, but it works. You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs. Who wants to be Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Quote wingman?
Aw, did you get pinkeye again? Step one, she notices the eye patch. May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do with such greasy hair? She reaches Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Quote, click his eye patch away from his face, then lets go allowing the elastic to spring it back into place.
I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended. Star Trek V has specific failures in writing and direction, while Star Trek I fails across Living Room Manchester Speed board, art direction, costuming, music, sound editing. All right, will you at least stipulate that Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is inarguably the best? Yeah, I picked her up in the bar.
No, there were three other guys with eye patches, iIt was a fiasco. So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home. Yeah, I am loyal. You know, if you look at the big picture. Just, out of curiosity, did he ever have a shot with you? I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion.
Plus I understand you have to be standing next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive. Erase all the hard drives, scrap the surveillance tapes, wipe our fingerprints off every surface and run.
This is not the first time an exploratory mission to Mars has ended in disappointment. Yeah, when we first met, you said that if I went out with you, I could drive a car on Mars. Will you all excuse me? Yeah, I remember specifically. You started by asking if I was from Mars because my ass was out of this world. My mom cooks a hell of a brisket. Just want to let you know the head count for dinner Friday has gone up. I have a coupon from the paper.
Let me ask you something. Is that what you do when someone knocks? I had no idea! What brings you to my little slice of hell? Howard his phone rings: Oh, Stephanie, thanks for calling me back. Yeah, you have a nice day, too.
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To Leonard You are dead to me. Howard is employing a schoolyard paradigm in which you are, for all intents and purposes, deceased. He intends to act on this by not speaking to you, feigning an inability to hear you when you speak and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence. These things just happen.
Usually not to me, but they do happen. I believe this is an extension of the death metaphor. The cold breeze is the so-called ectoplasmic issue of a disembodied soul passing by.
She just went through a really bad breakup and I thought she might like to meet somebody fun like you.
But again, if you could let me know about Friday. My mother needs a head count so she can know how big a brisket to get. The possibility of life on Mars has long fascinated scientists and laypersons alike. Big Bang Theory Transcripts All the episodes, right here. Oh look, Saturn 3 is on. Deep Space Nine is better. How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3? In what sense is that a compromise?
My mother is so gonna love her. Leonard is going to the office. I can't tell you that. Well, five is partway between three… Never mind. Noticed the eye patch, did you?
Well, five is partway between three… Never mind. Okay, I think I got it. Both hold up the symbol for Spock Oh! Howard entering, wearing an eye patch: Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye.
In what sense is that a compromise? Secondly, Star Trek 1 is orders of magnitude worse than Star Trek 5. Star Trek V has specific failures in writing and direction, while Star Trek I fails across the board, art direction, costuming, music, sound editing.
Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster. Well, I want to watch it now. Watch whatever you want.
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I saw what you did there. What did I do? Defcon 5 means no danger. Defcon 1 is a crisis.
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How can 5 not be worse than 1? Yeah, Star Trek V, worse than I. Star Trek V is the standard against which all badness is measured. Can we just forget I said Defcon and go?
I have three words for you. I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch. On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? Woman peering out of door: Howard, is everything okay?
You brought a girl to the Mars Rover control room? Wait a minute, so the eye patch and the insults worked? So what exactly do you want us to do?
Yes, I was bad. Can we please move on? So are you a scientist like Howard? My mother is so gonna Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Quote her. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison. Leonard and the girl are kissing. I totally interrupted you.
What, what, what were you saying? The guy was wearing an eye patch. Then why did you? He said that I could drive a car on Mars.
So, can I see you again? The Mars Rover control room. Actually, I was just checking my e-mail. But, uh, no, the Rover is not responding. OK, I guess we have to turn to Plan B. Thank God for Plan B.